Raise the Lid!!!

I have this pet peeve which is sitting in piss when I have to go to the bathroom. Raise the damn commode seat and close it when you are done! I believe my perverted nephew who is now 17, pisses on my commode seat just to see how much hell I can raise. Well, I can. Just raise the seat, piss and close the lid and by the way.....don't piss on my floor or on my walls either. I do not enjoy wiping down my walls every time a male goes to my bathroom. I wonder what would happen if I pissed on their computer chair? Or maybe their gym shorts? *GASP* That would be one of the seven deadly sins. Okay.....rant over.